Either I was standing on an abnormally high piece of ground last night at the Selva party or Italians are a lot shorter than I thought.
Also, Italians have a knack for party themes. Whether these themes are cohesive or not really depends on how much you’ve had to drink.
More rain equals muddy fields which equals less manual labor and more wine drinking.
My host mother has a cold!
Being in Italy is about reading Dan Brown/Twilight while overlooking the Tuscan countryside.
Nell’autobus oggi, c’erano ragazze americane che erano maleducate e rumorose. Ero imbarazzato per tutti.
Italian language exercise yields ke$ha’s new perfume line: $ch€$cia by ke$ha
Yes, that ‘E’ is a euro.